Valentine Humor

Valentine Humor
  1. What would you get if you crossed a dog with a valentine card? A card that says, "I love you drool-ly!"

  2. What did the painter say to her boyfriend? "I love you with all my art!"

  3. What does a man who loves his car do on February 14? He gives it a valenshine!

  4. "Do you love me more than you love sleep?" "I can't answer now. It's time for my nap!"

  5. What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse? "I've got a crutch on you!"

  6. Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank? It was a case of guppy love.

  7. What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts!

  8. What do you call a very small valentine? A valentiny!

  9. What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend? "Be my valenstein!"

  10. What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day? Hogs and kisses!

  11. Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy? It was Valenswine's Day!

  12. Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day? Sure, they're very scent-imental!

  13. What did the paper clip say to the magnet on Valentine's Day? "I find you very attractive."

  14. What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day? A hug and a quiche!

  15. What did one pickle say to the other? "You mean a great dill to me."

  16. Why do valentines have hearts on them? Because kidneys would look pretty gross!

  17. What did one light bulb say to the other? "I love you a whole watt!"

  18. What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day? Ughs and kisses!
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]
[ Author Unknown -- from Kelli, via 'ScreamOfTheCrop' - updated ] 



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Very Cute Love Bug Theme -





Beginning Outlines For Valentine Lesson And Puppet Theme Plans:


Title:
Be LOVE Bugs For Jesus

Flashcards -  Put The Bugs On Heart Shapes
Honey Bee - Love The Word Of God
Ant - Love Being A Servant
Lightning Bug - Love Being A Light
Butterfly - Love Living New
Lady Bug - Love Like Jesus - Red Being Sacrifice
Praying Mantis - Love To Pray
__________
 Puppet Show:
Love Bugs Vrs.. Bad Bugs

Puppet Needed  - An ant puppet - It could be a paper one if you have to
One Living Person
Subject:
How To Treat Others:
Love One Another

It will teach how we should not treat other people and how God wants us to treat others.
In a fun enthusiastic way of corse


Cut the hearts out along the outer black line.  Cut each bug out leaving a white edging.  Then glue the bugs on- like a 3D card.  To do this, take a strip of cardstock about 5inches long and about an inch wide - fold evenly back and forth to make a paper spring.  Then glue one end of the folded strips to the hearts below the wording.  Then glue the bugs onto the top of the paper springs.  This makes it a bit more fun for the kids because the bugs can move around.  Then the lesson points are to be put onto the back of the cards- so that when you rotate the cards the lesson points are on the card prior the card you are displaying.  I will give you an example once I get the other materials
together myself.


























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Bulletin Board Verses:

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Theme: Be A Love Bug For Jesus

Just Busy Buzzin' Around
Lovin' One Another.

These Are Some Of The Choices For Planning.


This Is Just The Beginning Stages


Lady Bugs -Home Drawn





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Valentine Bees - By S Nikitenko


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Be A LOVE Bug
Song:
Be a love bug, a love bug for Jesus:
Buzzin' around,  just, lovein'  the Lord.
Be a love bug, a happy little bug;
Just keep showin' ...Gods  love in this world.
Remember to be kind and tenderhearted;
And read God's Word, prayin' every day.
Because we cannot truly love like Jesus;
Unless we learn to do things Gods way.
Be a love bug, a love bug for Jesus;
Zoomin' around, just, being a light.
Be a love bug, a happy little bug;
Making God happy, doin' what's right.
Remember to serve the Lord with gladness;
Rejoicing in,  New life found in Christ.
Because we cannot truly love like Jesus;
Until  we've learned a life of sacrifice.
Be a love bug, a love bug for Jesus;
Zippin'  around, just, praising the Lord.
Be a love bug, a happy little bug;
Just keep showin, God's love in this world.

Susan Y Nikitenko
January 25th,2013

 I'm Working On Getting The Melody And Chords Together




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Poem: A Million Times...Until You

 

 Poem: A Million Times...Until You

A Million Times...Until You
Submitted by: scrappininthecountry
Author: Jamie Willhite
A million times I saw the sunshine,
but never as brightly... until you

A million times I saw the bright stars,
but never did they shone so brilliant...until you

A million times I heard the birds sing,
But I never heard what they were saying...until you

A million times I smiled,
but I never smiled with my heart...until you

A million times I loved,
but I have never really loved...until you

A million times I awoke,
but I never awoke with happiness...until you

A million times I prayed that love and friendship can grow,
it would have never been possible...until you!

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Poem: BIBLE VALENTINE

BIBLE VALENTINE
Submitted by: KSac1980
Author: KRISTEN M SACCARDI
Valentine's Day is a day of love
For showing that we care
And if we read the Bible
God describes love there

If we speak like celestial angels
From heaven up above,
All our words mean nothing
If we don’t have Christian love

Love is patient, love is kind
It doesn’t brag or boast
Love conquers pride and envy
It is never self-engrossed

Love is not rude or angry
Forgiveness counters wrong
Love stays away from evil
It sings a truthful song

Love is full of trust and hope
It always perseveres
Love never fails; It’s faithful
To the Bible its Sincere

And if you give this kind of love
To your special Valentine
You’ll be loving right in harmony
With God’s own sweet design

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Valentine Day With Jesus


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Christ Centered Valentines
























Arranged By: Susan Nikitenko

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Beautiful Wreaths For February

 
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Beautiful Valentine Wreaths


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